Pop Up Blocker, Version 2009

I remember when the internet used to have a ton of pop ups. You couldn't go to any site without ten or fifteen advertisements popping up. Luckily some brilliant person thought up pop up blockers. Well, those nasty salesmen have thought of a way to beat us. In person pop ups. I can't go to the mall, or the Wal-Mart parking lot, without someone asking me if I want my hands softened, or my hair straightened, or to buy a magazine. So I have invented my own personal pop up blocker. It's called being a jerk. No I don't have a minute. No I don't want to help you get your trip to Paris, or your scholarship. I always feel bad, but seriously! Let me shop in peace!