I Need Patience. NOW

I'm not the most patient person. When I want something, I want it now. That's what caused all my credit card debt in my early 20s... (Man, I feel old, I can actually talk about my EARLY 20s!) Since my life consists mostly of waiting right now, I have come up with a few things to do when you Just. Can't. Wait. Anymore!!

1. Play the piano
2. Call someone
3. Write rambling blog posts
4. Clean something
5. Watch TV
6. Read a book
7. Scrub something with an old toothbrush
8. Clean out your closet
9. Get on Pintrest
10. Go for a run
11. Bake something
12. Add things to your Amazon wish list
13. Balance your checkbook
14. Take a nap
15. Do some yoga
16. Floss
17. Reorganize your kitchen cupboards
18. Try to do long devision in your head
19. Try a new makeup look
20. Write angry letters to businesses 
21. Drink some water
22. Edit Wikipedia articles
23. Change your voicemail message
24. Paint your nails
25. Play Just Dance on the Wii
26. Start a new sewing project
27. Become a Dr Pepper expert
28. Rearrange the furniture
29. Take a walk in a park
30. Vacuum the couch