My new job?

Well, I'm officially unemployed again. I'm going to miss working, but I'm not going to miss tears at daycare drop off, not having time to cook or mop, and having to wake up in the morning!

I've been trying to think of a new job, to keep me busy. I have a lot of skills, but none of them are very marketable. Here's what I've come up with so far:

1. Personal Target shopper
2. Pinterest board coordinator
3. Mattress tester
4. Cookie dough critic
5. TV babysitter
6. Professional napper

If you see any openings in these areas, please let me know!