Things Someone Should Invent

• A supportive sports bra you don't have to dislocate your shoulder to get out of. 
• A machine that washes, dries and folds the laundry. 
• An oven that sends you a text when the timer goes off.
• A car that drives itself while you sleep.
• An automatic diaper changer. 
• A comforter that separates so no one steals the covers.
• A filter that blocks annoying Facebook statuses.
• A one way soundproof room, so baby can't hear anything, but you can hear them.

Anyone know an inventor I could talk to??